A Legacy of Humor

A Legacy of Humor

It's every humor writer's goal to write humor that is not only funny, but lasts a lifetime. A good humorist strives to make his experiences in life relatable and enjoyable for the masses while being unique and witty enough to create his own voice.

That's what I want, to leave behind a legacy of humor.

When I find a willing partner, and God forbid, actually have some children of my own; I want them to remember me as a funny dad. Not just a fun dad, which I know I'll be, but a funny dad.

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The Dreaded Condom Aisle

The Dreaded Condom Aisle

All men eventually experience that first time in the condom aisle. Be it in the local drug store or the 7-11 down the street, we've all had that "emergency" purchase. It's a very uncomfortable situation, worse than being the schmuck at the register when the teenage girl asks over the intercom for a price check on jock itch cream.

I graduated high school in 1989, and condoms weren't advertised on TV or in magazines. They were still an underground item, condoms weren't semi-normal purchases as it is nowadays. And they definitely weren't given out by school guidance counselors or church groups.

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My First Date

My First Date

Everyone remembers their first date. It's a special experience that you never forget. Like your first real kiss. Or your first car. Or your first computer.

My first date was with Angela Smith. We were both fifteen and went to different schools. That's how I got the date, she didn't know I was a nerd.

We met in MYF (Methodist Youth Fellowship), the youth group at our church. Her parents had just started attending the church in our neighborhood and to her, I was just another guy. She didn't know any better.

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