The Bachelor Party B-Cups
I was young once, and with youth comes stupidity. Complete and utter stupidity, especially in your thoughts. I could usually hide this pretty well as long as I kept my big mouth shut. But every once in a while, I produced a classic and how I was heard over that size eleven in my mouth, I'll never understand.
It was the night before my first wedding and all my buds were there. In the greatest American tradition ever created, we all went to a strip club. My bachelor party was a night to remember, but for all the wrong reasons.
We started out at the house drinking and playing pool. A normal beginning to a night of nakedness and debauchery, right?
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