Long Schlongs

Long Schlongs

I learned something this past weekend that disturbs me. My four year old nephew Joey has a big schlong. It's so big that it gets talked about. The boy is set for life.

I didn't learn this by giving him a bath or anything. I learned it from my mom.

The other day, she gave his six year old brother a bath. He was sitting on a tub chair and the water lapped just above his privates. He yelled for my mom to look! "Look! My weenie's floating!"

My mom laughed and said something like, "Good, good. Now turn around and let me get behind your ears."

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